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For all of the LESBIANITOS on the market, this one’s for you! We received you, we see you, we favor a fish taco to a burrito. Pleased Pleasure!

~*SCROLL DOWN FOR LYRICS!*~

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— CREDITS —

Written by & Starring Nikki Levy
Directed by Maggie Mae Fish & Nikki Levy
Produced & Edited by Will Reese
Govt Produced by Nikki Levy
Music Organized, Recorded & Produced by Abby Posner
Music Combined & Mastered by Nina Richards
Rap Vocals by Marcela Carmona
Director of Pictures – Arlene Muller
Manufacturing Designer – Marissa Leguizamon
VFX Editor – Duncan Rawlings
Gaffer – Lisa Tom
Set Decorator – Maile Cassara
1st AC – Sophia Harbo, Ruby Paiva
Key Grip – Alex “Scoops” Lizotte
Finest Boy Grip – Jaclyn Chessen
Expertise Coordinator – Jamie Wollberg
Key Hair & Make-up Artist – Crista Llewellyn
Hair & Make-up Artist – Alisha Abaijounas
Audio/Playback – Alexander Morales
Props Grasp – Nadia Aboud
Craft Providers – Scarlett Rose Davis
Manufacturing Assistant – Kat Aharonian
Nonetheless Photographer – Isabelle Padilla

— CAST —

Nikki Levy
Alana Grace as Steffy Goldberg
Abby Posner – Musician
Marcela Carmona – Featured Singer
Daisy Eagan
Monty Eagan-Bloom
Alexis G. Zall
Bridget McManus
Clementine Ford
Fran Nichols
Che Landon
Giovannie Espiritu
Percy Rustomji
Michael Rachlis
Sarah Rose Reynolds
Gloria Bigelow
Ish Inexperienced
Puppett
Lianna Carrera
Anne Haley
Marieka Turner
Lauren Flans
Bethany Vee

— LYRICS —
Her identify was Steffy Goldberg
I used to be 12, she was older
I requested her for a sleepover
Oh yeah!
Stored my trundle mattress hidden
Made her sleep with me on my twin
Once I spooned her it hit me slowly slowly
Let’s put on pockets chains and flannel shirts
Course of all our emotions till it hurts
Rescue canine foster cats and eat hummus out of vats
Immediately I knew I should be

LESBIANITO
I like ladies I’m lesbianito
I put on Birkenstocks on my feet-o
I can throw a softball like Derek Jeet-o
LESBIANITO
Penises are wonderful however they don’t seem to be for me although
I favor fish tacos to a burrito
It is not my fault it is my libido

Take my woman on a primary date to House Depot
Brew our personal Kombucha tea although
Park your U-Haul on my street-o
Subsequent to my Subaru, child
Go to the Abbey and share a mojito
Watch The L Phrase on repeat-o
You realize that makes me hornito

Si te pido un beso ven dámelo
Yo sé que estás pensándolo llevo tiempo intentándolo
Mami esto es dando y dándolo
Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bam-bam
Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bam-bam
Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe
Quiero quiero quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe
Yo no tengo prisa yo me quiero dar el viaje
Empezamos lento después salvaje

We’re LGBT yo, we’ll make a household so
We’ll purchase sperm, males are so obsolete-o
Or we’ll undertake a tiny child
Ship them to highschool at a Montessori
We’re LGBT yo, we’ll make a household so
Our children will eat solely organico
They’re going to be vegan and gluten free, gender impartial & non binary

LESBIANITO
I like ladies I’m a lesbianito
I put on Birkenstocks on my feet-o
I can throw a softball like Derek Jeet-o
LESBIANITO
Penises are wonderful
however they don’t seem to be for me although
I favor ceviche to a chorizo
It is not my fault it is my libido

LESBIANITO!